Mopdog Pack Lacks Resolve on New Year’s Resolutions

When questioned about their New Year’s resolutions, many people in our office had yet to make any final decisions. Our Topdog himself, Bill, said he never makes them; Chris S. still hasn’t finished last year’s resolution; Carolyn doesn’t wait until the New Year to set a resolution; Michele makes resolutions every day; and Tonni responded, “What’s the point of this question?”
Perhaps the best non-answer goes to Martin, who stated, “The whole idea of making a resolution for each New Year is kind of ridiculous. It stems from an acceptance of time as a circular concept, and that’s just not the case. Time is linear…Making a resolution for each New Year is the sort of delusional action that hints at a refusal to accept the reality of time. So no, I don’t have a New Year’s Resolution.”
People voted most likely to achieve personal success in 2015:
Cheryl
To network more.
Tricia
Eat healthier.
Lauren
Spend wisely and practice patience.
Adam
Become a better painter, photographer and designer…and learn yoga.
Chris V.
Get my ‘Movies to See’ list down to one page, as opposed to its current four.
Rachel
Start a blog—Don’t Call Me a Millennial.
Mirtha
Laugh more often.
Hannah
Read the Bible start to finish.